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[17 Dec 2009|09:17am] |
A couple of jokes via my co-workers for this Thursday morning (to me
feels like Wednesday)
1. Renault and Ford are working on a new small car for women.
They are mixing the Renault Clio and the Ford Taurus and calling it the
"Clitaurus."
It comes in pink and the average male car thief won't be able to find
it,
even if someone tells him where it is.
2. A burglar broke into a house one night.. He shined his
flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said,
'Jesus knows you're here.'
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.
When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and
continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear
as a bell he heard
'Jesus is watching you.'
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the
source of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on
a parrot.
'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.
'Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you
that he is watching you.'
The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'
'Moses,' replied the bird.
'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird
Moses?'
'The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'
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[17 Dec 2009|07:07am] |
later i am going to post the rest of the ultrasound pics from november 30...she took 3d shots. it was cool to see what she looks like, even as a tiny little still developing peanut.
STILL NO NAME HELP ME OMG
adeline is my newest love but the boys dont like it...derek does.
chloe aloise
elise clare
eloise clare
adeline _________
derek suggested sophia last night
i like classic old fashioned names, pretty and feminine...NOT trendy (k names seem to be trendy right now)
HELP?
i wish i could access lj at work, i'd be here so much more often.
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[17 Dec 2009|07:02am] |
never EVER leave a toddler unattended. actually, i didnt, i have no idea when this happened since we havent really been home other than for dinner. anyway, poor dora! needless to say, these fun bathtub toys are going to be taking a bath in bleach for like...ever.
noah was like, uh... mom? you need to um... cmere mom.
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all the toys in the toilet with the bowl perched on top AAHAHAHAH
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| Hump Day? Should be kick in the ass day ... |
[16 Dec 2009|02:03pm] |
So I was supposed to write an update for my journal last night but had
no urge to get up and go near my laptop. Not because I was tired,
because I was that, but rather because if I wrote anything last night it
would be to say that I think officially and finally ... that my mother
has a mental illness.
She threw a fit worthy of an oscar last night because she chucked out an
idea for her company Christmas lunch today. She only knew about this for
weeks. So she's scrambling like a turkey with its head cut off to get a
meat and cheese platter. Has me call costco and ask if they make them
and how much.
Does NOT tell me it's for today. I was under the impression that Dad was
making her his seafood clam chowder for this like he did last year. So I
call, get hung up on twice and finally get someone. I ask how much it
goes for and what's on it.
I call mom back with her info and am asked to see if they can make it up
that night (last night). Call her back she says ...
I get hung up on again by the girl at costco and re-call them again so
as my mom gets in the door, the girl says they can't make it that night
but they can make it for pick up today. I hand the phone to the lunatic
who has the girl repeat the information, she then hangs up and loses it
on me.
Next thing we know, she starts screaming and then says are you coming
with me (I had planned to pick up my necklaces that Donna had fixed for
me at the jewelers) I said hell no and she slams the front door and
fucks the hell off.
No phone calls, nothing and then so Dad, T and I start to eat because
dinner was almost ready when she flounced off like Legolas down the
flowered path.
Comes home almost an hour later and is PISSED at us because we didn't
wait dinner on her (Dad made her a plate and had it waiting, it was
warming on a pot of hot water)
I ignored her the rest of the night and Dad says if I don't give her my
part of her christmas gift, she'd make my life hell and laughs as I just
roll my eyes. She told us that she's expecting 1000 dollars for
christmas. So I told him I'll give 250 and with how she's been lately,
that's 50 more than I feel comfortable with.
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| Tuesday's Dumb Move |
[15 Dec 2009|11:55am] |
Reminder for myself tonight, look somewhere ANYWHERE and see if there's
an app site for blackberry that isn't Blackberry's app site that is
located in Canada so that I can use the (@*(%@(*&Q American Express gift
card that I thought you could use anywhere online ... turns out you can
use it anywhere online ... within Canada :P
If not ... *eyes the stupid card*
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[15 Dec 2009|12:30am] |
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Happy Birthday to the most awesome soul ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) causette!
I've meant for years to catch Sunshine, the movie with Ralph Fiennes and Jennifer Ehle and finally I managed to catch a bit. I really rather like the triangle of Ralph Jennifer and James Frain.
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[13 Dec 2009|10:14pm] |
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The other day, the lady who sells things for dogs came to work and I bought Miss a couple of sweaters (her stomach hair is still growing back in) and a Santa hat. Figuring that if I can't get the parents to chip in to take the boys with me to get all 3 done photo wise at Petsmart, then I could at least take photos of m'girl.
Hence, I bring you photo spam. *May Be Large*
( Missy age 2 )
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[13 Dec 2009|10:00pm] |
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So it's now nearly 10 pm and I've not even accomplished making my bed with the fresh linens :P
I've washed my bedding, I've rigged up my bulletin board with the new thumbtacks to hang up my necklaces once I get them back from Donna who swears she's seen worse and can fix them for me. (I managed to tangle up 4 to the point of now looking like modern art), I've vaccumed and accompanied mother on her travels today.
I've updated my Blackberry desktop firmware (its going as we speak) and I did my dinner pots washing.
I brought down my left over two loads of clothes for washing (once mother who finally goes OH I should do laundry and usurped the machines from me) and I'll more than likely do them tomorrow night. Her company is taking the troops off to the Leafs game (private box apparently) for their company christmas outing.
Wonder if I should tell him to take a tranquilizer.
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[13 Dec 2009|06:09pm] |
Okay, everyone, I need some explaining.
How does 'cream in your mouth' mean 'a fail for her but an epic win for him'. It's the post's title. I am honestly confused!
EDIT: I get that the picture is about blowjobs, it's the post title that has me confused. Why is it fail for her but win for him?
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[13 Dec 2009|12:45am] |
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Here's a riddle for my friendslist who have crackberries....
I realize that I'm not on the current operating system for my adored blackberry and so hook up to the desktop updating thing and the next thing I know after my update is that my favorite game is completely gone. WTF?!
So I go to bell's app/game site page for games to see if I can go buy it if I had to.... IT'S NOT THERE!?!?!?!?!?!
Go check pocket express ... IT AINT THERE EITHER!?!?!?
I WANT MY JEWEL MINER BACK ROFLMAO!!
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| oh lord this is ever so much on my mind |
[12 Dec 2009|09:18am] |
From the Space Jews article on tv tropes:
Deep Ones are water negroes. That is all. Probably intentional example do to Lovecrtaft's massive, massive racism, and his being from a time when that was okay. Perhaps they're just generically foreign: Cpt. Marsh is said to have met them in the East Indies.
*covers face*
New rule: In my next Cthulhu game, except for the ones where everyone is playing cultists, I'm making my players all be black mixed race gay jews to make HP Lovecraft's little weirdo ghost cry. And probably spend the next few weeks sitting at the edge of my bed trying to negotiate it while I go 'go away! You're dead!'
That would be pretty interesting, actually. We usually have gay and black covered each game anyway.
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| Friday |
[11 Dec 2009|04:07pm] |
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The one good thing about having my wee!crackberry is that I can read LJ
and not get in trouble.
This is good on Fridays when I haven't had more than 3 hours of sleep
the night before due to a combination of a bad headache, a OD on some
Tylenol that I learnt was supposed to be more for back and body pain
instead of headaches and since I took it before dinner, was correctly
taken on an empty stomach. Goodnight Nicky.
I slept from 8 till nearly 10:30 and in one way was glad because it
meant that I could stay awake for 30STM on Conan O'Brien. No offense, he
or JF afterwards was funny or else I'm just not used to watching past a
certain hour.
Missy decided that she had to play I want to stay up because she had
also been napping on and off during the evening and so that meant not 1
but 2 visits outside. Comes inside from one, then turns back to go right
back out. At 1:45 am ...
Last thing I remember was hearing the radio announcer telling me it's
2:45 so I think I finally hit it about 3.
To be up at 6 :P
Oh yeah, I'm functioning really really well here right now.
But back to why I'm tickled about the crackberry ... curriejean's Janto fic!!!
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| DW Question: The Master |
[09 Dec 2009|11:33am] |
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Okay something that dalehead and I are discussing has me
curious and so I'm throwing it up to the general masses on the
friendslist who watch or have watched DW up until at least the end of
Martha's run..
When the Master bought the farm, refused to regenerate etc ... did it
appear to you that the Master was dead or still alive?
I thought the impression was that the Master by refusing to regenerate
and having his body on the bonfire meant that he was dead. Lottie said
that people knew he wasn't dead.
Obviously, I'm just very confused. *Blames that on the weather outside*
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[09 Dec 2009|01:04am] |
  
  
Found this cute piece of art and decided to make myself a few icons from it. Princesses behaving badly and all that.
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[08 Dec 2009|11:25pm] |
Sorry, people who replied to my last post about Mutant City Blues, I didn't realize you had because LJ is not sending notifications right now.
This is to let people know I replied to them.
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| Tuesday |
[08 Dec 2009|04:15pm] |
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I want to say thank you to the lovely Christmas elves that gave me the
surprises on my user info page *smooches you both*
It's Tuesday and I thought that I best update this with something that
isn't a bitch or a whine or a moan about my mother. So in no particular
order, here we go *G*
* Anybody on my friends list want to recommend to me a video
camera/camcorder? I'm thinking of getting one for the simple fact I
missed the kids reaction to my Halloween decorations this year being the
designated candy giverouter. But for a beginner, I have no clue exactly
what's a good one to ask for, so all recommendations are welcomed.
* Missy found a small stuffed puppy on our walk Saturday. It goes
everywhere the little lady goes and it was fun watching Todd's reaction
when I said that we had found a puppy on our walk.
* Speaking of the little furry version of the Doctor's Romana,
she's going to be going shortly to the regular vet for them to check out
the bump on her stomach that's left from the @(*%@(*&% idiots at the
emergency clinic doing the whole liver shunt surgery (Nah still not
bitter about that, nosirree, not at all)
* After Dad broke the stocking holder and Mom proclaimed that it
would be Missy's, I went over to the mall today at lunch to see if I
could find her a new one. Did, got it for 40% off and was stopped five
times by people who thought I worked there. Tried to help the best I
could, but number six was told sorry I don't.
* Telus had a charity sale of some of their stuffed toy mascots. I
bought the dogs a package of five stuffed animals and two single goats.
Think of me what you want, but Missy and G like stuffed toys and their
Gund toys, so pffffffffffffffth!
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[08 Dec 2009|04:16pm] |
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Omggggggg the concert was amazing!
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[08 Dec 2009|04:22am] |
Mysteries! Mutant powers! And a *badge*!
It's ten years in the future and 1% of the population has gained mutant powers. The mutants could be anybody, including you, but also criminals. You play the police officers keeping the city safe and solving crimes.
I need one or two players for a Mutant City Blues game that has an odd stipulation:
It's once a week, but it must always take place after ten pm central.
I've already got two players, so just need to fill out the roster a bit. You get superpowers. All information you need will be provided.
It's played via aim chat.
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[06 Dec 2009|05:14pm] |
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I suppose that I should go about making an update, not that I have much to say but hey an update is better than none, at least says lj toys.
I have no clue where the weekend went, it's already 5:15 and I swear it was only 9 am the last time I looked at a clock. Time waits for nobody it's true.
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